Arts
The Harvard Procedure
Even after 50 years, Harvard University has retained its top-ranked reputation. The year is 2073, but humans still make up the student body rather than robots. However, instead of Harvard student-athletes scootering to class, they now can teleport, pleasantly out of our way. While many believed the downfall of humanity would be the rapid development […]
Mike Saatchi: The Prophet
In March 2022, Mike Saatchi released a song titled “i <3 boobies.” The cover art for Saatchi’s “God heals” features an image of Jesus Christ holding an enormous styrofoam cup full of prescription cough syrup. In “keep a Bible,” Saatchi sings, “God keep me insured like Geico.” Mike Saatchi, a 24-year-old rapper, singer, and producer, […]
That Guy Who Sings “Sunroof”
It’s the first Friday of the semester. The air is tragically hot and smells like First-Years who haven’t quite learned about the importance of deodorant. You guessed it, it’s Crimson Jam. Each year, the Harvard College Events Board (HCEB) organizes a welcome back concert for undergraduate students within the first few weeks back to school. […]
Indy On Repeat: Summer 2023
This summer, we heard hyped releases from industry giants and excellent new songs from up-and-comers. In case you haven’t had time to catch up on all the fresh music during your internship or off-the-cuff Eurotrip, the Indy has compiled an authoritative list of this summer’s best songs for you. Put this playlist on as you […]
Amazon Essentials
We have all seen the lists of college dorm room must-haves littering the web, but what do you actually need in order to thrive in your eight by eleven square foot luxury hotel room of a dorm? In all honesty, I have no idea, but here I present you with a few of our well-reasoned […]
Eleganza: Harvard At Its Best
On Saturday, April 22, upwards of 1,500 students flocked to the Bright-Landry Hockey Center for the fashion-dance performance-rave of the year: Eleganza. Upon entering, VIP ticket holders were welcomed with Red Bull—an energizer which spectators would certainly not need after experiencing the vitalizing performance. Energy united and defined the entire performance. Performers danced, strutted, vogued, […]
Review: Atalanta
I sincerely hope that newspapers in 1969 were this stylish and jazzy, although perhaps without the complex interpersonal drama. Atalanta, written and directed by Mira-Rose Kingsbury Lee ’24 and co-directed by Ellie Powell ’25, follows Sarina Lemonde (Grace Allen ’23), an editor at the fictional Atalanta Post in 1969 New York, as she grapples with […]
i and my sensations
glazed walls / hazy still-shots around the room: how to slice birthday cake / spilled drink / sit by me / satin, sour patch, kisses, cables / and seconds, staggered seconds / berry adolescence / all this in black and blue air sinking, breathing / like a merry go round / these walls are warm […]
The Key to The Perfect High
Ah, the quest for the perfect high. It’s a pursuit as old as time, and one that has confounded stoners for generations. But fear not, dear reader, for this guide will help you on your journey to getting really, really baked. There is no one-size-fits-all answer to achieving the perfect high. Different strains, different methods […]