Shit. I should’ve sat on the balcony. It’s the first day of my big lecture class in Sanders Theatre and I’m regretting my seating arrangements, seeing all the hot boys sitting up there. I know I should be focused on the presentation in front of me, but I can’t help playing “Smash or Pass” in […]
The last-call bell inside the restaurant rang and the last guests left in succession like seaweed washed away by waves. Their whirl of plaid and pastel gave way to the road which stretched alongside the bay. But one red dress stayed behind. She trotted covetously to the counter side. Her red dress glazed the dirty, […]
The Boston crowd anxiously awaited SZA’s entrance. After an energetic performance by singer/songwriter Omar Apollo, fans were singing and dancing to the music occupying the sound system while TD Garden was preparing for SZA’s stage arrival. Unlike most big-venue concerts, there was extreme fan-to-fan communication. One man twerked in the corner of the concert hall, […]
Harvard undergraduates constantly join pre-professional on campus organizations in the pursuit of acquiring competitive jobs that can provide them financial security after they graduate. For instance, the average salary for the highly coveted position as a First-Year Analyst at Goldman Sachs is an estimated $124,219, ergo the countless finance clubs on campus. Yet few people […]
When Bene pushes Marc off the swing, hands Scrambling and accompanied by rapid gust, Marc falls on the mush with his shirt speared Open like a gutted fish, the tattered sleeves limp. Before That odd incident, he had undressed In his room alone. Was it private? Bene, at the time, was Laboring. Marc had forgotten […]
Early American history is saturated with imperialism: a reality that stokes discomfort and denial in many contemporary Americans. The art of early America is itself an implicit—and occasionally explicit —testament to the intrinsically imperial nature of the country often celebrated for its ostensible opposition to empire. From the Andes to the Caribbean, the first major […]
Earlier this week, former governor Nikki Haley (R-SC) announced that she will seek the 2024 Republican nomination for president. Her path will not be easy however, as many other curious Republican Adams take their bite at the nomination’s shiny apple. And I am comforted by the fact that others will throw their hats into the […]
You may have heard of Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane, arguably one of the greatest films in American history. But have you ever heard of his equally talented, yet often overlooked brother Worse N. Welles? Look no further than Hasty Pudding Theatricals’ (HPT) 174th production, Cosmic Relief to learn what happens when the ultra patriotic FBI […]
“I think New York Fashion Week—it’s like the pinnacle of the modeling industry,” said Payton Thompson ’25, in disbelief as she reflected on walking in New York Fashion Week. I understand her awe. When models set their sights on working with internationally-renowned brands, there is often a sense that all promising roads lead to New […]
We wanted to publish some nice love poems for Valentine’s Day. But we realized we are all journalists and are crap at writing poems, so we got ChatGPT to do it for us. After some thorough prompting and manipulation, here’s what our new favorite lovebot came up with. The Feet Poems My love for you […]