A stream-of-conscious account of having sex. What’s more deafening and mood killing than my roommate occasionally blasting the Game of Thrones soundtrack or “Ode to Joy” when I bring someone over? My own mind! It distracts me from fully enjoying the sex I’m currently having! Watching sex scenes in movies and television shows gave me […]
A lot less glamorous than Gossip Girl. I remember playing truth or dare in seventh grade at a quintessential middle school sleepover. Most of the dares involved calling boys we admitted to having crushes on during truth’s using *67, except for the one dare which forced me to eat cat food because I would rather […]
The Science of Squirting. Girls are generally thought to be confusing creatures. But nothing seems more confounding than the female anatomy, especially with regards to sex. Unlike males, not all females can come during intercourse—why is that? Is the G-spot even a real thing? Can females, like males, ejaculate? Is female ejaculation the same as […]
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How to have great sex. To most females, Cosmopolitan magazine is a go-to publication for a giggle-inducing, girls-night-in. With a front cover that boasts 125 different ways to please your man, how could a girl not want to pick it up and learn a few tricks? But while Cosmo offers a myriad of sex tips […]
Or why my abstinent ass got an IUD. At 8:30 a.m. on a Friday morning early this month, I braced the cold to jump on the 47 bus to Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. Late, I huffed through the corridors and landed at the OB/GYN on the 8th floor. Minutes later I was weighed, measured, […]
They aren’t uncommon. Sometimes I wonder how Harvard honestly expects two people to comfortably live within their ‘doubles.’ Even if you manage to not physically hit one another while dressing in the morning, the tight living conditions will assuredly make one consider living in the common room. What a lovely spacious room is the common […]
In this Ode I will describe how I banged a Chode It was not long but instead short But oh boy did it release a quart On my face his nectar splashed Before my eyes he gouch flashed In front of my mouth, his gargantuan balls hung With delicacy and grace they received my tongue […]
What do the banana and condom have to say. In honor of sex week, The Indy took the liberty of interviewing a pair that’s been around the block. (The sex block. As if we’d talk about any other kind.) I sat down in Boloco with a big, hot burrito and veteran sex-ed instructors Banana and […]
Dear readers, Contrary to popular belief, Harvard is one scandalous place. The geeky girl across from you in the dining hall slips on a pink mesh thong every morning, and that steady thump you heard upstairs last night wasn’t just your entryway tutor tossing volume after volume of In Search of Lost Time on the floor. Oh […]