Selected Satire Comedy Pieces
LinkedIn I am proud to announce that I have accepted a position as an incoming Summer Analyst in local distribution of petroleum products at ExxonMobil. I want to take the time to thank Dan. Dan, I know you probably aren’t on Linkedin and that you live off the grid to hide from the government. I […]
The Centre Held/Holds/Will Hold
Just Barely.
A good journalist knows when to use a quote. Joan Didion, Harvard class of nineteen ninety-never, wrote, “The impulse to write things down is a peculiarly compulsive one, inexplicable to those who do not share it, useful only accidentally, only secondarily, in the way that any compulsion tries to justify itself.” 1. The Newsies “Ummm, […]
Reflection
Dear Indy Readers, My name is Piper Tingleaf and I have been the Design Editor for the Independent since Arsh Dhillon ’23 passed it on to me in Spring 2022. The aesthetic and unique design of the Independent originally spurred me to join the paper, and I strived to emulate that aesthetic throughout my time […]
The Loaded Gun
My Last Editor’s Letter
Last year, Elon Musk experimented with our sacred trust in social media authenticity. He took the blue check, which has monopolized our faith in abstract virtual spaces over the past decade, and made it available for purchase. For only $8. With the departure of a streamlined authentication process came the arrival of numerous impersonated celebrities, […]
An Ode to the Snow Day
How our sacred snow days have been sacrificed.
Growing up in Philadelphia, many snow days were scheduled all throughout elementary and middle school. My day consisted of hot chocolate, snowmen, and sleeping in, giving me some of my fondest childhood memories. The death of the “snow day” is another one of the many long-term effects of the COVID-19 pandemic. The once-beloved snow days […]
Harvard’s Quest for Fulfillment
A Call to Rediscover the Joy of Learning Amidst Prestige and Pressures.
The purpose of a Harvard education is supposedly the joy of discovery, the thrill of intellectual curiosity, and the personal satisfaction of mastering a challenging concept. However, the prevailing vision of many Harvard students is that college is simply a pathway to a universally desired outcome—a prestigious, high-salary career. This vision is hard to escape. […]
Welcome (Back) to the Excelsior Podcast
A madhouse of personalities makes up the newest Independent podcast.
BY JORDAN WASSERBERGER ’27 Hello Indy reader! For those of you who have listened to the Excelsior podcast, it’s nice to see you again—in writing this time—and please enjoy this deep dive into your favorite podcast. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, now’s your chance to rectify that. Let’s […]
Indy Sportsbook: Year in Review Part 2
Recapping every pick from this column’s sophomore semester.
A large portion of Indy Sportsbook’s content has been dedicated to extolling the virtues of responsible sports gambling. It is a great way to bring even more excitement to the sports you love and can make you deeply invested in ones you never even thought about. We have greatly enjoyed all the highs and lows […]