1. An email from your dean with any updates relating to “health”
2. The perpetual fear of being kicked off campus at any point in time— a March 2.0
3. The other encroaching fear that your social abilities are steadily deteriorating and you will never be normal in social interactions again because you never leave your room
4. An email from your proctor asking why you never go to virtual study break
5. A Canvas reminder about your paper due yesterday, that you missed due to (yet another) time zone miscalculation
6. Never getting a job because you will be competing with at LEAST two other YEARS of graduates
7. #College FOMO if you take time off
8. #RealLife FOMO if you continue to live in what feels like a constant state of purgatory over Zoom?
9. Another day below freezing without any snow, culminating in a 4 p.m. sunset
10. The unidentifiable and putrid smell of your roommate microwaving HUDS at 3 a.m.