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Satire from Arrow Street: Claudine Gay’s Afghanistan Withdrawal Moment

Too many MW classes are causing an administrative and logistical nightmare. Can President Gay ever recover?

In August 2021, Biden’s political fortunes fundamentally changed. To those in the administration, it became clear that this late-summer snafu—just two hundred days into his presidency—would mark the end of his “honeymoon period.” The polls show that Biden’s approval rating hasn’t recovered since. When the president decided to pull out of Afghanistan that August, he […]

Supreme Court of the United States

(Bench Opinion) OCTOBER TERM, 2022           1 NOTE: Where it is feasible, a syllabus (headnote) will be released, as is being done in connection with this case, at the time the opinion is issued. See United States v. Detroit Timber & Lumber Co., 200 U. S. 321, 337.  SUPREME COURT OF […]

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Satire from Arrow Street: DaBaby, the 2024 GOP Presidential Nominee.

DaBaby offers a new politics well-suited to unite the Republican party across both faction and generation.

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Earlier this week, former governor Nikki Haley (R-SC) announced that she will seek the 2024 Republican nomination for president. Her path will not be easy however, as many other curious Republican Adams take their bite at the nomination’s shiny apple. And I am comforted by the fact that others will throw their hats into the […]

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Satire from Arrow Street: The “Farmers’ Market” Effect

Farmers’ markets are costing Democrats valuable seats in Congress.

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On an abnormally-warm afternoon in March of 2008, a collection of Washington political consultants, campaign managers, lobbyists, and other swamp creatures gathered at the center of DuPont Circle in our nation’s capital. One member of this curious conglomeration asserted they were there “to receive a message.” Another claimed they were “on the precipice of changing […]

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Satire from Arrow Street: The Rowing Identity Crisis

Harvard’s Lightweight rowers are “not getting enough respect around the boathouse.”

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At first glance Harvard’s rowing program is infallible. As the crown jewel of the Harvard empire, the Harvard Rower is to us what the Alabama running back is to Tuscaloosa, what Mike Eruzione is to the 1980 U.S. Men’s Hockey team, and what Rudy Giuliani is to a crowd at the White House ellipse—the embodiment […]