Lonely Stoner is back, but this time without the clingy ex; all it took was one well-timed gummy to finally block their number and move on to bigger and better things. In a newfound, truly single era, I now have time to enjoy sporting events in their best form: with a blunt in hand. One […]
A FaceTime session with someone desperately trying to win you back? Prime time to hit them with the real questions—like who’s in their NFL dream blunt rotation. Bonus points if you still remember their favorite team and casually toss in a token player to keep them wrapped around your finger. With this in mind, we […]
