In this Ode
I will describe how I banged a Chode
It was not long but instead short
But oh boy did it release a quart
On my face his nectar splashed
Before my eyes he gouch flashed
In front of my mouth, his gargantuan balls hung
With delicacy and grace they received my tongue
The Dirty D lived up to its name
his bush was nearly impossible to tame
I fucked fucked and fucked some more
The couch the bar and even the floor
And alas I still want some more
I guess I am the Delphic whore.